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NARODNE UMOTVORINE


  • On the edge of the village - sooty tavern - Na kraj sela čadjava mehana

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•  Mujo hammers the horse on the moon - Mujo kuje konja po mesecu

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•  His mother used to give electric haircuts to Mujo - Majka Muju šišala na struju

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•  Marko Kraljevic drinks the wine, half he drinks, half he gives to Sharac - Vino pije Kraljeviću Marko, pola pije, pola Šarcu daje

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•  One fish eats the tail of another fish - Riba ribi grize rep

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•  A kitten came to the small door - Došla maca na vratanca

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•  Where all the turks, little mujo as well - Gde svi turci tu i mali mujo

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•  Legs, run away, or the arse will shit you - Bež'te noge usraće vas guzica

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•  Don't look for a hair in an egg - Ne trazi dlaku u jajetu

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•  There's no shitting after pissing - Nema sranja posle pišanja

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•  Who mows and who carries the water - Ko kosi a ko vodu nosi

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•  Shit through the thick branches - Sranje kroz gusto granje

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•  They're defragmenting like horns in a bag - Slažu se ko rogovi u vreći

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•  You're banging like maxim on the division - Lupaš kao maksim po diviziji

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•  Dear god, the strange events when euphoria was all over serbia - Bože mili čuda velikoga, kad se lidovaše po zemlji srbiji

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•  Zlatibor, ask Tara if she still remembers her old love - Zlatibore, pitaj Taru da li pamti ljubav staru

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•  Go home and dress, dear oh dear, early quinces - Idi kuci obuci se, lele dunje ranke

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•  Traco, traco, little tractor, Mile drives a tractor - Trako trako traktorče, vozi Mile motorce



•    I walk the hill, hill, hill, the girl walks valley, valley = Ja brdom, brdom, brdom a devojka dolom, dolom

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•  Listen, Marko, stop ploughing the roads! = More Marko, ne ori drumove!

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•  Wwinter winter eh so what, if it's winter it's not a lion, winter winter let it be, healthy ones are not afraid = Zima, zima e pa šta je, ako je zima, nije lav - zima, zima pa neka je, ne boji se ko je zdrav

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•  Tiny red hat, mamma, tiny red hat, oh mamma = Crven fesić mamo, crven fesić joj mamice

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•  Edge and police car =  Ivica i Marica

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•  Trust yourself and your horse -  Uzdaj se u se i u svoje kljuse

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•  Fry me a coffee, my dear - Kafu mi draga ispeci

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•  Me - roguish and my grandfather - Ja vragolan i moj deda

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•  Hold on, hold on, Ibar water - Stani, stani Ibar vodo

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•  I was digging a deep well for a year or two - Kopao sam dubok zdenac godinu il' dve

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•  C'mon Jana, let's sell a horse - 'Ajde Jano konja da prodamo

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•  Fata came to the warehouse alone, followed by Mujo locking the door - Udje Fata u magazu sama, za njom udje Mujo, zamandali

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•    Come to colorado - Hajd' u kolo, Rado

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•  Where are you, soul, where are you, wound  - Gde si dušo, gde si rano

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•  Bring some wine, saloon lady - Donesi vina, krčmarice

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•    I'm fucking the curious ones and piling them up - Jebem radoznale i slažem na gomilu

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• A cloud of dust follows a good horse -  Za dobrim konjem prašina se diže

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• Old carriage wandering the streets - Fijaker stari ulicama luta

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•  I'm sick, you're sick, we're love sick - Bolujem ja, boluješ ti, bolujemo od ljubavi

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•  Left, right, my flat is missing, oh street, you're drunk too - Levo, desno, nigde moga stana, oj ulice i ti si pijana

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•  I'm thinking of you in the sunrise - Na te mislim kada zora sviće

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•  He kissed the closed door -  Poljubio je zatvorena vrata

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•  Where cracked yes cracked -  Kud puklo da puklo

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•  Mind rules, power rolls the logs -  Um caruje, snaga klade valja

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•  Iif you know how, you get two -  Ko ume, njemu dve

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•  we shall see whose mother knits the black wool - Videćemo čija majka crnu vunu prede

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•    May the devil beat hawthornes with you - Vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio

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•  Who about what, grandma about doughnuts - Ko o čemu, baba o uštipcima

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•  You're not supposed to look at the teeth of a horse you got as a present - Poklonjenom konju u zube se ne gleda

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•  You can't have both lamb and the money - Ne mozes i jare i pare

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•  When the willow gives birth to grapes - Kad na vrbi rodi grozdje

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•  A frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg - Videla zaba da se konji kuju pa i ona podigla nogu



•  Neither according to father nor according to uncles - Ni po babu ni po stricevima

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•  Let your pretty house be far away - Daleko ti lepa kuca

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•  Let's be alive, and we'll see - Zivi bili pa videli

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•  He's beating the empty hay - On mlati praznu slamu

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•  Get up, best man, let the musician's mother sit - Ustani kume da sedne sviraceva majka

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•  Jjump first, then say "hop" - Prvo skoci pa reci "hop"

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•  Bread lay down, 'coz I'm gonna eat you - Lezi 'lebu da te jedem

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•  Cheese! and military music! - Sira i vojne muzike

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•  Who early earlies, two lucks grabs - Ko rano rani dve srece grabi

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•  Someone gets strapped soft soiled footware, others get footrags - Kom opanci, kom obojci

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•  Play up, and fit it into your belt - Zasviraj i za pojas zadeni

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•  You've left before you tried stuffed cabbage - Otis'o si, sarmu probo nisi

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•  Get off Kurta, let Murta ride - Sjasi Kurta da uzjase Murta

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•  Biljana was whitening the linen - Biljana platno belese

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•  When I was a young hunter - Kad sam bio mladjan lovac ja

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•  Stojadinka's shearing the sheep, Juradisha assisting... sheep are bleating, scissors are clinking... -  Stojadinka ovce shisha pripomaze Juradisa ... janjci bleju makaze zvekecu...

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• Go to the ass on the fair - Idi u dupe na vashar

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•  Which bush hides the lying rabbit? - U kom grmu lezi zec?

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•  Chicken, i knew you while you were an egg -  Znam te koko dok si jaje bila

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•  Hold the water until the repairmen leave -  Drzi vodu dok majstori odu

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•  There's no holiday during a reconstruction - Nema odmora dok traje obnova

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•    You shot him like a rabbit - Ubio si ga k'o zeca

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•  Drunk like a mother - Pijan k'o majka

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•  Hit me with a pebble and I'll hit you with a rock - Ko mene kamenom ja njega vecim

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•  I'll spool you, you'll spool me - Kalemcicem cu te, kalemcicem ces me

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•  He carried a thirsty man across the water - Preveo ga zednog preko vode

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•  Spitted father - Pljunuti otac

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•  She's winding him up around the pinkie - Mota ga oko malog prsta

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•  Donkey, don't kick the bucket untill green grass - Ne lipsi magarce do zelene trave

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•  Fuck the train who brought you here - Jebo te voz koji te doneo

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•  We too have the horse for the race - I mi konja za trku imamo

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•  Heroes are recognized during suffering - Na muci se poznaju junaci

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•  He who sleeps with children, wakes up wet - Ko sa decom spava, upishan se budi

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•  Swan's nut - Mudo labudovo

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•  Who got burnt from milk, blows into buttermilk - Ko se jednom o mleko opece taj i u jogurt duva

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•  Cica will come on carriage - Doc' ce cica na kolica

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•  Could be to be, could be not to be - Mere bit' bidne mere bit' nebidne

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•  Daddy would too, son - I tata bi, sine

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•  You will, little tomorrow - Hoces, malo sutra

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•  In the month of limbourgh, when monkeys get their haircuts - U limburgu mesecu kad se majmuni shishaju

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•  Hey wire wire wire my raincoat is shaking - Op zica zica zica drma mi se kabanica

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•  Shall we go to Shabac on the fair? - Hocemo li u Shabac na vashar?

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•  Hey grooms, wherever you are... - Djuvegije gde ste da ste...

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•  Don't knock with clugs - Ne klepeci nanulama

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•  Little ant, little ant, disappeared into the cleveage - Mali mrav, mali mrav, u nedrima nest'o

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•  Three meadows and no shade in sight - Tri livade nigde hlada nema

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•  A sheperdess echoes in the valley - Sa Ovcara i Kablara cobanica progovara

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•  Dry plums and walnuts, diko we are poor - Suve sljive i orasi, mi smo diko siromasi

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•  Ay, be merry, host of the house - Aj veseli se, kucni domacine

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•  My Milan, apple from the branch - Moj Milane, jabuko sa grane

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•  Milorad, you drunkard, you've drank all the money -  Milorade, bekrijo, sve si pare popio

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•  Silk thread, serbian cut - Svilen konac, srbijanski kroj

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•  What good is a home to us, professional drivers - Sta ce nama soferima kuca



PREVODI, SAMO TAKI




•  Calculate on me - Računaj na mene

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•  Worked Melissa - Radio Mileva

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•  I them not, I them not - Janjine,  janjine

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•  Waiting All Right for Bread - Čekanje u redu za hleb

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•  Edge and Police Van - Ivica i Marica

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•  Who Washes, Him Two - Ko umije njemu dvije

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•  Who cuts your hair - Ko te šiša

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•  Why yes no - Zašto da ne

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•  Complicated organisation of united work - SOUR

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•  Selfruling structures - Samoupravne strukture

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•  Why don't you carry yourself (Sea, carry yourself) - More, nosi se

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•  What a damage - Kakva šteta

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•  I'll decorate you for Willow day - Udesiću te za Vrbicu

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•  Subquestion - Potpitanje

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•  Lubricated behaviour - Ljigavo ponašanje

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•  He has a loop - Ima petlju

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•  To whom you this - Kome ti to

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•  Apples in nightgown - Jabuke u šlafroku

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•  It doesn't dog - Ne pasuje

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•  The river blued the ground - Reka je poplavila zemlju

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•  Everything is up and up - Sve je gore i gore

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•  Eyes colors long - Oči boje duge

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•  Of dear will - Drage volje

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•  Who plums you - Ko te šljivi

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• Just-Steel - Baš-Čelik

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•  The In-fall of Little Mice - Upala mišića

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•  Hello for ready - Zdravo za gotovo

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•  Blind Hose - Slepo crevo

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•  Whochicken - Kopile

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•  On-elephant - Naslon

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•  Boys from the end - Momci iz kraja

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•  Dark of the job - Taman posla

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•  Meat Community - Mesna Zajednica

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•  Waist union - Strukovni savez

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•  They put him Foxes - Stavili su mu lisice

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•  Roof on hair chair - Krov na kosu stolicu

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•  Directed cheeking - Usmereno obrazovanje

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•  It is very with-even - Vrlo je sparno

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•  Where did my pencil grandfather itself - Gde mi se dede olovka

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•  Above late - Natkasna

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•  Court slow - Sudski spor

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•  To withgovern - Savladati

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•  He flies fishes - On muva ribe

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•  I've been assing in the screen all day - Čitav dan buljim u ekran

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•  I old about him - Ja se staram o njemu

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•  Red on railways - Crveno na pruge

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•  Arerailway - Supruga

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•  Treasure to you - Blago tebi

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•  Fade, see, joke - Veni, vidi, vic(i)

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•  I have to fish the floor - Moram da ribam patos

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•  Holy shit - Sveta Stolica

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•  Lamb handkerchief - Jagnjeća maramica

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•  He took a paining - Uzeo je bolovanje

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•  Look at him receiving himself - Vidi ga kako se prima

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•  Everything that is lost can be thrown up - Sve što je izgubljeno može se povratiti

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•  Lightbulb throat - Sijalično grlo

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•  Priest singer - Pop-pevač

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•  On those mothers - Natenane

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•  I have onshouted on everything - Na sve sam navikao

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•  Where are you, sick - Ðe si, bolan

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•  Stuffed calf handkerchief - Sarma u telećoj maramici

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•  Out of clean peace - Iz cista mira

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•  I would like to overtie myself to the comrade's discusion - Hteo bih da se nadovezem na diskusiju moga druga

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•  Let's eat something from the legs - Da pojedemo nešto s nogu

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•  Photo-whodrinks - Foto-kopije

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•  Don't lay devil - Ne lezi vraže

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•  Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking - Hej, zica, zica, zica, drma mi se kabanica

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•  Come to me go to me - Idi mi, dođi mi

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•  Fag Bag - Pederuša

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•  What has? - Šta ima?

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•  Give up the blind business - Mani se ćorava posla

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•  She gave him basket - Dala mu je korpu

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•  He is the ninth hole on the flute - On je deveta rupa na svirali

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•  Bake it then say it - Ispeci pa reci

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•  He laughs into his moustache - Smeje mu se u brk

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•  He is drunk as a mother - Pijan je ko majka

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•  He performs wild worms - Izvodi besne gliste

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•  He is not worth a pissing bean - Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba

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•  Neither a relative nor help me God - Ni rod ni pomoz' bog

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•  Beat your worry on the joy - Udri brigu na veselje

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•  He doesn't have hair on his language - Nema dlake na jeziku

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•  He wanders like a deaf bitch - Luta kao gluva kučka

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•  He does not know two crossed - Ne zna dve unakrst

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•  Watch out so it shouldn't be - Paz' da ne bi

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•  Oh not mine - Ma nemoj

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•  Sea, brother - More bre

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•  To return pleasure for dear - Vratiti milo za drago

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•  Plaughed citizen - Uzoran građanin

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•  Plaughed husband - Uzoran muz

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•  He is big stamp - On je velika marka

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•  To whom feet wrappers, to whom Serbian peasant shoes - Kom obojci, kom opanci

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•  More how much tomorrow - Još koliko sutra

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•  She gave him leg - Dala mu je nogu

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•  Meat comunity - Mesna zajednica

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•  DayAndChristmasTree - Danijela

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•  Who with team - Kostim

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•  With the face on the place - Na licu mjesta

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•  The mouse go to the hole in wall - Munulo se poganče u dupku na duvar

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•  Where are you sick - Đe si bolan

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•  Motherfucker - Mamojebac

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•  How yes no - Kako da ne

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•  Could you please translate me to the second page of the street - Možete li me, molim vas, prevesti na drugu stranu ulice

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•  Bean Yourself - Opasulji se

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•  Cabbaged book - Raskupusana knjiga

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•  I axed myself very much - Mnogo sam se sekirao

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•  I am working with a full dime - Radim punom parom

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•  Big knife tomorrow - Kama Sutra

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•  I am talking alone with the room - Pričam sam sa sobom

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•  Since remember century - Od pamtiveka

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•  He was eating himself alive from nausea - Živ se pojeo od muke

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•  Without behind intention - Bez zadnje namere

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•  He beat him on dead name - Prebio ga na mrtvo ime

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•  For whose grandma health - Za čije babe zdravlje

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•  Who is your devil - Koji ti je đavo

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•  To overpiss oneself - Popišmaniti se

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•  The yellows are yellowing, the reds are travelling - Žuti, žutuju, crveni putuju

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•  Middle sad - Srednje zalosno

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•  Erase yourself - Obriši se

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•  liquid questions - Tekuća pitanja

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•  It was George Taylor - Šio mi ga Ðura

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•  Yes, little duck - Dapače

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•  To take healthy for over - Uzeti zdravo za gotovo

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•  From (since) the little legs - Od malih nogu

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•  How yes no - Kako da ne

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•  Sea march - More marš!

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•  More mars! - Više Marsova!

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•  I am on five (on five alone) - Napet sam

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•  I am all on five - Sav sam napet

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•  He knows knowledge - Zna znanje

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•  Drowning socialism - Utopistički socijalizam

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•  Thank you for the question - Hvala na pitanju

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•  Let's play tickets - Hajde da igramo karte

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•  Do you like revolving plays - Volite li okretne igre

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•  Handleading comrades - Rukovodeći drugovi

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•  Collective handleadership - Kolektivno rukovodstvo

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•  Handleading composition - Rukovodeći sastav

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•  Handleading structures - Rukovodeće strukture

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•  Building with following objects - Zgrada sa pratećim objektima

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•  Framed understanding - Okvirni dogovor

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•  He is a big animal - On je velika zverka

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•  Two eggs on eye - Dva jaja na oko

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•  If I only had little more weather - Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena

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•  I divide your opinion - Delim vaše mišljenje

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•  She is in second stage - Ona je u drugom stanju

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•  On the face of the place - Na licu mesta

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•  Peoples and peoplesnalities - Narodi i narodnosti

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•  He is bright full stop - On je svetla tačka

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•  He translated him thirsty across the water - Preveo ga žednog preko vode

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•  On Hook's summer - Na Kukovo leto

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•  He looped himself with her - Spetljao se s njom

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•  He always loops something - Uvek nešto petlja

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•  He loops himself there where he has no place - Petlja se tamo gde mu nije mesto

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•  I wish to elephant myself on you - Želim da se naslonim na tebe

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•  He was put on wall paper - Stavili ga na tapet

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•  He lives on high leg - Živi na visokoj nozi

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•  Second straightened out treason - Drugo ispravljeno izdanje

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•  He salts his brain - Soli mu pamet

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•  Since remember-century - Od pamtiveka

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•  He blacksmiths her in stars - On je kuje u zvezde

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•  Language in souce - Jezik u sosu

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•  What is falling on your brain - Šta ti pada na pamet

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•  We were shooting from laughter - Pucali smo od smeha

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•  He works him like an ox in cabbage - Radi ga ko vola u kupusu

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•  Let him carry himself - Nek se nosi

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•  Don't work me - Nemoj da me radiš

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•  You are working me - Ti me radiš

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•  Who sandpapers his ears - Ko mu šmirgla uši

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•  Don't blunt it - Nemoj da ga tupiš

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•  He is big blunter - On je veliki tupadzija

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•  Spitted father - Pljunuti otac

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•  For every picture and occasion - Za svaku sliku i priliku

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•  Earth Court - Zemaljski sud

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•  Subroof - Potkrovlje

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•  Would you translate me on the other page in face - Da li biste me preveli na drugu stranu ulice

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•  Two bad - Milosh dead - Dva loša ubiše Miloša

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•  A little bit tomorrow - Malo sutra

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•  Small before - Malopre

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•  Only killer - Samoubica

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•  How where - Kako gde

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•  How when - Kako kad

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•  He attacked him on dogs' mouth - Napao ga na pasja usta

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•  She turned his brain around - Zavrtela mu je mozak

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•  Brakeworry - Razbibriga

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•  Far him beautiful house - Daleko mu lepa kuća

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•  He cought fog - Uhvatio je maglu

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•  Sea can't - More ne može

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•  Go escape - Idi begaj

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•  Which one is it to you, brother, since this morning - Koji ti je, bre, odjutros

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•  God you pie - Bog te pita

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•  To lead the bill - Voditi računa

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•  Eat the job - Izeš pos'o

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•  Pushing like a blizzard - Gura kao mećava



MALO ONIH IZRAZA I FRAZA


•  He doesn't screw him for a dried prune - Ne jebe ga ni za suvu šljivu

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•  To piss against the wind - Pišati uz vetar

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•  Shitting through a dense bush - Sranje kroz gusto granje

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•  He screwed a hedgehog - Jebo je ježa

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•  Go into mother's - Idi u majčinu

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•  For which mine - Za koji moj

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•  Onfuck - Najebati

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•  Forfuck - Zajebati

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•  Withfuck - Sjebati

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•  Offuck - Odjebati

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•  Underfuck - Podjebavati

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•  Pricksharper - Šiljokuran

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•  It hurts me - Boli me

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•  To be of pricky fortune - Biti kurate sreće

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•  I'll screw your grandma's grandma - Jebaću ti nanu naninu

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•  To cradle Mark - Ljuljati Marka

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•  Go into three beautiful - Idi u tri lepe

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•  I'll screw your sun - Jebaću ti sunce

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•  Let the dog catcher screw you - Jebo te šinter

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•  To jingle someone's balls - Titrati nekome jaja

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•  To overcunt - Popizdeti

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•  Go into the beautiful - Idi u krasni

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•  Windfucker - Jebivetar

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•  Till the mine - Do mojega

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•  In is - U, je!



NAZIVI NASELJENIH MESTA,
ZEMLJE I PLANINE


•  To-Grandfather-her - Dedinje

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•  Grass City - Travnik

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•  Lower River City - Donja Rekavica

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•  White Brook - Beli Potok

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•  Black Grass - Crna Trava

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•  Naked Island - Goli Otok

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•  Little Bad City - Mali Losinj

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•  New Now (New USA) - Novi Sad

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•  New Market - Novi Pazar

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•  New Winevalley - Novi Vinodol

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•  Cockadoodledoo Hill - Petlovo Brdo

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•  Forescratch - Zagreb

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•  Wart - Prishtina

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•  Sarah Is An Ox - Sarajevo

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•  Wolfcook - Vukovar

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•  Runaway Hair - Bezanijska Kosa

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•  Oh Yes Gypsy Fox - Ada Ciganlija

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•  Little Wet Grove - Mali Mokri Lug

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•  Julia's Heights - Julino Brdo

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•  Castration City (Withspear City) - Skoplje

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•  Saturday City - Subotica

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•  Port Resort (Spa Harbor) - Banja Luka

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•  Notmind City - Neum

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•  Slantox - Kosovo

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•  No Cat - Nemacka

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•  And That Fox - Italija

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•  Mt. Nick-Was-Digging - Kopaonik

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•  Mt. Noise-Oils - Bukulja

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•  Mt. I-Chorus-and-on - Jahorina

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•  Mt. Damned-and-is - Prokletije

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•  Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox - Biokovo

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•  Mt. Flat - Ravna Gora



LIČNOSTI I IMENA


•  Edge Except - Ivica Osim

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•  But I And Brother-In-Law Escape - Alija Izetbegović

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•  Dick Droolfucker - Djoka Balašević

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•  Wishwho Ribswhat - Željko Rebrača

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•  Goverments Giant - Vlade Divac

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•  No Yes Stolen - Neda Ukraden

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•  Yes To Little Cannon - Dado Topić

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•  Hope (Onyes) Big Cannon - Nada Topčagič

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•  Stinghorn - Bodiroga

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•  Overdear Dayandhunt - Predrag Danilović

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•  Peacedefender - Branimir

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•  Peaceraiser - Budimir

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•  Sadpeacer - Tugomir

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•  Lovelydear - Miodrag

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•  Standish - Stojan

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•  Mildis - Blagoje

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•  Government and Fairy-tale- Vlada i Bajka

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•  Little Rose Little Juice - Ružica Sokič

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•  Sparkwho Dogburn - Žarko Paspalj

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•  Apartmentwho (Flatwho) - Stanko

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•  Colorado - Bojan

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•  Apartmentandpeace - Stanimir

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•  Warandpeace - Ratimir

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•  Dearkiss - Dragoljub

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•  Who-what-on - Koštana

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•  Coaler - Uglješa

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•  Peace I on - Mirjana

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•  Peacewho - Mirko

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•  Kissopeace - Ljubomir

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•  Andout - Ivan

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•  Earlywho - Ranko

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•  Mroftalp Noitcurtsnoc - Aleksandar 

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•  Gentleis - Miloje